Look What I Found

Dog:  "Look what I found outside."

Me:  "That's nice. Leave it out there."

Dog:  "But I found it. It's mine. I must bring it inside to protect it from being abducted by other dogs."

Me:  "It's a fucking stick. There's millions of them out there."

Dog:  "Yeah, but this one is mine. Therefore, special and irreplaceable."

Me:  "I don't want it in here because you're going to splinter it to a zillion pieces and I'll have to vacuum it up and then pick wooden splinters out of my feet."

Dog:  "...So that's a yes, then?"

Me:  "I hate you so much."

Meet Dog

This is my dog.

When she does shit like this...

I don't feel bad doing stuff like this to her...

Frog Dog

Central Market Paper Bag Dog

 (The ear holes I cut out really didn't serve it's purpose.)

Moustachioed Dog

Clothes Hanger Dog

Central Market Paper Bag Dog Part II

Moving Plastic Wrap Dog

Paper Pirate Hat Dog

Dog-in-a-Box

Bankers Box Dog with Aluminium Foil Hat

Bankers Box Dog Sans Aluminium Foil Hat

Bubble Wrap Babushka Dog

Smart Water Dog

Smart Water Dog Part II

Chewed Up Rope Bone Dog