Residing in an area of downtown, notoriously known for the masses of popped-collar adorned douche nozzles that frequent the area on weekends in pursuit of drunken debauchery, I have created a "collar for Dog's collar" in celebration of said popped-collar adorned douche nozzles.

How YOU doin'?

All Dog needs now is to perfect the "duck face" and the sideways, backwards peace sign with her tiny little paw.