Dog is a Creepster

If I fail to close both doors to the bathroom, this is what I get:

(View from toilet)

Dog:  "Hey. 'Sup? I see you have forgotten 

to close the second door to the bathroom."

Me:  "Go away, Dog."

Dog:  "Whatcha doin' there? Taking a piss? Sweet."

Me:  "Go AWAY, Dog."

Me:  "Stop being a creepster. GO AWAY."

Dog:  "I love front row seats to the toilet show."

Me:  "I hate you, so much, Dog. So much."