Dog's New Stick

 Me:  "I see you, Dog. What did I say about sticks in the house?"

Dog:  "What are you talking about? It's the pattern on the rug you see, not an actual stick."

Me:  "Really? A 3-dimensional pattern, eh? This is a magical rug since you pooped on it, eh?"

Dog:  "Hey, hey, check it out. Do I have something in my teeth?" 

 Me:  "I hate you, so much, Dog.  So much..."

 Dog:  "Nonsense."

Dog:  "Check out this new trick I taught myself... First you see the stick... Then...

ABRACADABRA!!!!!"

 Dog:  "The stick magically disappears! Where's the stick? Haha, this rug is for so much more than just pooping on!"

Me:  "You're such a jerk, Dog."