More Fancy Dress Dog

"My human went to Boston and all she got me was this stupid lobster hat."

Dog looking quite distinguished

So many choices...

Memes

The meme maker app is a wonderful time suck.

Soon...

Soon...

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle... Froggy Jumper

We believe in recycling in our household.

Dog's fabulous froggy jumper (http://randomandvariable.blogspot.com/2013/03/yep-still-fits.html) has found use again with a friend's dog, Billy Pancakes. 

Billy Pancakes can hardly contain her excitement.

Happy Belated Holidays!

Dog received her first Christmas card this past holiday season, addressed and intended just for her.

Wishing you all a great 2014!

French Bread Corgi

Because putting bread on your dog's snout never gets old.

Waking Up To Dog

Can't tell if she's trying to imitate the :-p emoticon or if she's in the beginning stages of derp...

Otis is Tired

"MINE."

The "Pack"

From left to right:  Lance - the sweetest snaggle-faced pittie mix, Dog - the endearing corgi jerkface, Otis - over 100 lbs of hair and affection known as a Bernese, and Ryder - the cheeky Havanese.

It's Hammerhead Shark Dog!

Dog Misses Her Best Friend

A few weeks ago, Dog's best friend, Bentley, moved away. She's been sulking a bit, as she was used to engaging in shenanigans with him nearly every day.

Here's a few photos of the pair:

(They didn't really poop on the rug.)

"I miss you, Bentley."

"I miss you too, Dog."

Bentley the Fabulous Wheaten Terrier

"Bitch, I'm fabulous."

Moustachio Ball

I think Dog is enjoying this toy quite a bit...

Thanks, Biscuits!  http://shopbiscuits.com/ Online store coming soon!

Hair Pieces on Dogs

What better use of unused clip-in hair extensions are there?

Muffins on Dog

Bacon Torture

Dog, The Photobombing Master

Pantyhose on Dog

So a friend recently inquired if I had "pantyhosed" Dog yet.

Intrigued, I referred to the Google to find out what this trend was.

It's literally putting pantyhose on your dog.

Turducken for Dogs (And More of Photobombing Dog)

Turducken!

Photo of my PPD test to ask a friend if it looks "normal"...

(I like how Dog looks exceptionally creepy here.)

This is why you can't have nice things, Dog.

Dog the Photobomber

I started noticing something in the random photos I take...  Dog.

For example...

 When my friend expressed interest in the SPI Belt I recently purchased...

Or Dog as "Your Drinking Habits are Questionable" Dog

Or when I wanted to show what an impressive job she had done in demolishing her antler...

Or when I sent a photo showing a pen that had been missing but subsequently found in the flat...

And when I was confessing my shameful literature choices to a friend... (Don't judge me.)

And last but not least, a videobombing...