OCD Dog

For fuck's sake, Dog has OCD. Literally.

She has the overwhelming misplaced sense of obsessive and compulsive urgency in burying things using her snout.

So much so, she rubs part of her nose off. Literally.

 Dog with her self-inflicted OCD-driven wound:

The things she "buried" with repetitive nose-pushing motions which caused her OCD wound :

Dog:  "OCD, bitches. It's a DISEASE."

Me:  "Fucking hell, Dog..."

Another Great Parking Job

Can't remember if I have already posted this one, as the abundance of asshole park jobs overflows like a Thanksgiving cornucopia. 

Or as abundant as the smallpox spread upon blankets that were generously distributed to the Indians (feather, not dot).

Happy Thanksgiving!

Sushi Dog

Start with the roe...

Fuck it, just balance the whole damn thing, Dog.

Moustachio-Bombing Dog

Waaaaaaiiit for it.............

.....

Bam!

More Moustachio Dog

All Dog is missing is a pair of the paedophile glasses to complete the Paedo-Dog look.

Or maybe this is more of a 70's porn 'stache look...?

There's "American" and Then There's "English"

Today, I was discussing the (American) election bullshit with my very English friend with a degree in geography.

After briefly explaining the electoral college and how Ohio played a key role in this election due to it's status as a swing state, my very English friend inquires,

"Ohio? Is that the one with Chicago in it?"

This guy has a degree in geography.

Good to know that the heavy focus on geography education seems to be consistent world-wide.

Conehead Headstand

About a year ago, Dog got fixed, and subsequently had to wear the cone. She jumped from the bed, only to end up doing a conehead headstand. 

It. Was. AWESOME.

Anyways, I drew a little cartoon of how it went down: