Dog: "I am ninja dog..."
"...Blending in to my surroundings...
Waiting for the moment to pounce upon my unsuspecting prey...
Soon, Twitchly, you shall have the fury of Corgi upon you...
Soon..."
Me: "Dog, are you stuck behind the telly trying to retrieve your ball?
Your fat ass is going on a diet."
Dog: "I hate you so much, bitches. Now get me unstuck."
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