Decoy Poo

This is the face of smug satisfaction:

So, this morning, while getting ready, Dog made a little special treat in the form of poo shenanigans.

But it gets better - She poo'ed a decoy poo first, and when I went to go clean it up, she somehow ninja-creeped to where I was standing when the decoy poo was spotted, and then shit out a massive poo bomb.

Then she fled to her crate.

I hate her so much sometimes. SO much.

Figure 1:  Schematic drawing of Dog's morning poo shenanigans